Today while we're checking out at the grocery store, Jack says "If I pull the pen off, the lady will be happy?"
"No, I don't think the checkout lady will be happy if you pull the pen off the chain."
"Mom, the lady is FAT! She's sooooooo fat! She's Super Fat!"
"Oh (dying of mortification and trying not to laugh) yes she iiiiisssss FAST! Super Fast at checking out groceries! Hey, look over there! Balloons, candy, clowns!"